What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 14:02

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
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The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
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Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.